AMERICA

To celebrate our nation's unity and our prevalence in the middle east I have decided to post this patriot hat. Stars on the cap and stripes on the brim. Go America. Order here.

Price: $12
Frattines: USA
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Not Fratty Turban

After the death of Osama Bin Laden I have decided to post his frattiest hat: his beloved turban. It is white all around and fits REAL snug on the head. It is fairly cheap and one size fits all.

Price: 2 goats
Frattines: 0/10
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